Wally

Wally is a co-worker of Dilbert and is the lazy guy in the group. He does almost no work and is paid about the same as the others. The Pointy-Haired Boss once said that he had fired nine bald guys because he thought they were Wally. The Boss has said a few times that he would fire Wally, but there is a hiring freeze so he can't replace him and he doesn't want to shrink his empire. Wally has even received a bonus from the Boss right after he said that because the company had done well that year.

Quotes

• "Retire? Why would I retire? All I do now is surf the internet and why should I pay for that?"

• Dilbert: You would have made a great evil mastermind.

Wally: Eh, the hours are too long.