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The Comic Strip concepts should be listed with date of strip and TV shows with the TV episode code form [[List of TV Episodes]]
 
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==People not mentioned==
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*Having a Corporate merger with human-eating aliens <small>25-Apr-08 onwards (current storyline)</small>
   
 
==Upper Management==
 
==Upper Management==
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Most of these are made by the [[PHB]]
 
Most of these are made by the [[PHB]]
   
*5 minute huddle at 10am each morning to discuss progress. <small>15-Apr-08</small>
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*5 minute huddle at 10am each morning to discuss progress. <small>15-Apr-08 to 16-Apr-08</small>
 
*Becoming a "hands-on manager" (left a bit, right, right, click! no!!!!){{ref}}
 
*Becoming a "hands-on manager" (left a bit, right, right, click! no!!!!){{ref}}
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==Other Areas (Accounting, Marketing etc.)==
 
==Other Areas (Accounting, Marketing etc.)==

Revision as of 17:12, 28 April 2008

The management and HR department of Path-E-Tech are constantly making illogical, sadistic or simply evil polices, often with funny results. Most have flimsy reasoning, but are loosly connected

The Comic Strip concepts should be listed with date of strip and TV shows with the TV episode code form List of TV Episodes

People not mentioned

  • Having a Corporate merger with human-eating aliens 25-Apr-08 onwards (current storyline)

Upper Management

HR

Catbert, as the evil director of HR, comes up with many evil policies to enforce on employees. His policies have included:

  • All employees must wear shoes that are one size smaller than their feet.Unreferenced
  • Changing job titles to reduce turnover. Wally's was changed to "Convicted Felon" and the Pointy-Haired Boss's was changed to "Director of Learned Helplessness".Unreferenced
  • All engineers must strap a broom to their buttocks.Unreferenced
  • Eating is not allowed in cubicles.Unreferenced
  • Mandatory lunchtime meetings on the subject of work-life balance.Unreferenced
  • Calling rubbing his belly a "health benefit" and cutting everyone's salary.Unreferenced
  • Making everyone wear a "patented head cubicle"Unreferenced


Middle / Lower Managment

Most of these are made by the PHB

  • 5 minute huddle at 10am each morning to discuss progress. 15-Apr-08 to 16-Apr-08
  • Becoming a "hands-on manager" (left a bit, right, right, click! no!!!!)Unreferenced


Other Areas (Accounting, Marketing etc.)