GruntMeister7000

GruntMeister7000
The Pointy-Haired Boss reads about the alleged product in an Industry newspaper.
Company	Allegedly being developed by Nirvanaco
Designer	None, product was actually a rumor.

The GruntMeister7000 was a theorized product that was allegedly being developed by Nirvanaco. However, it was just a story made up by Dogbert to get the Pointy-Haired Boss to hire his security agency.