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'''Catbert''' is a red fictional cat, and the "evil director of [[wikipedia:human resources|human resources]]" in the ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic strip. He was supposed to be a one-time character but resonated with readers so well that Adams brought him back as the HR director. In the TV series, he works inside a medieval themed office with a wooden door and torches to both sides. He has two henchmen, who are also his door trolls.
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}}'''Catbert''' is a red fictional cat, and the "evil director of [[Human Rescources|human resources]]" in the ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic strip. He was supposed to be a one-time character but resonated with readers so well that Adams brought him back as the HR director. In the TV series, he works inside a medieval themed office with a wooden door and torches to both sides. He has two henchmen, who are also his door trolls.
   
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==Publication history==
 
An unnamed cat appeared in two 1992 strips as the companion of Dilbert's "perfect romantic match"; he or she strongly resembled the later Catbert design. The ''real'' Catbert, unnamed, first appeared in a series of comic strips from September 12 to 16, 1994, when he attacked [[Ratbert]] and rebooted Dilbert's computer before [[Dogbert]] finally kicked him out of the house. Reader response asked for "more Catbert," despite the cat never having been named, and Adams decided to bring him back as the "evil director" of human resources. Catbert appeared again on March 20, 1995,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.dilbert.com/fast/1995-03-20/ |title=March 20, 1995 |publisher=Dilbert.com |accessdate=November 14, 2011}}</ref> when Dogbert hired Catbert to handle downsizing (a process that leads to Alice and Wally running for the new org chart and colliding so hard while that they ended up wearing each other's clothes, backwards).
 
An unnamed cat appeared in two 1992 strips as the companion of Dilbert's "perfect romantic match"; he or she strongly resembled the later Catbert design. The ''real'' Catbert, unnamed, first appeared in a series of comic strips from September 12 to 16, 1994, when he attacked [[Ratbert]] and rebooted Dilbert's computer before [[Dogbert]] finally kicked him out of the house. Reader response asked for "more Catbert," despite the cat never having been named, and Adams decided to bring him back as the "evil director" of human resources. Catbert appeared again on March 20, 1995,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.dilbert.com/fast/1995-03-20/ |title=March 20, 1995 |publisher=Dilbert.com |accessdate=November 14, 2011}}</ref> when Dogbert hired Catbert to handle downsizing (a process that leads to Alice and Wally running for the new org chart and colliding so hard while that they ended up wearing each other's clothes, backwards).
   
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Some of his own strategies have been known to backfire on him, like the August 2007 strips involving making the employees wear brain monitoring helmets when he felt they were thinking about pleasant stuff and not work. Wally, naturally, was the first one whose helmet went off, and as Catbert was going over what he was thinking about, he went metaphorically "blind" over one of his thoughts, and possibly had the same thought as the PHB ("I was happier not knowing.") afterwards.
 
Some of his own strategies have been known to backfire on him, like the August 2007 strips involving making the employees wear brain monitoring helmets when he felt they were thinking about pleasant stuff and not work. Wally, naturally, was the first one whose helmet went off, and as Catbert was going over what he was thinking about, he went metaphorically "blind" over one of his thoughts, and possibly had the same thought as the PHB ("I was happier not knowing.") afterwards.
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His more evil nature is also kept in with the TV series, with a notable example being his forging a confession in Dilbert's name claiming Dilbert had been responsible for pilfering dry erase markers as well as using his computer for X-rated sites (as well as completely unrelated crimes such as the [[Wikipedia:Lindbergh kidnapping|Lindbergh kidnapping]] and the [[Wikipedia:Larry Flynt#Shooting|shooting of Larry Flynt]]), as well as publicly announcing Dilbert's "signing" of the confession with permission given to the other employees to treat Dilbert like a pariah.<ref>''Dilbert'' Season 1 episode 7: "Little People" (1999)</ref>
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== Quotes ==
 
"You fool! I told you to blame our insurance carrier!"
   
 
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Catbert
Catbert
Serie: Dilbert
Name: Catbert
Gender: Male
Species: Cat
Creator: Scott Adams
Portrayer: Jason Alexander (Dilbert TV Series, 2010-present)

Catbert is a red fictional cat, and the "evil director of human resources" in the Dilbert comic strip. He was supposed to be a one-time character but resonated with readers so well that Adams brought him back as the HR director. In the TV series, he works inside a medieval themed office with a wooden door and torches to both sides. He has two henchmen, who are also his door trolls.

Publication history

An unnamed cat appeared in two 1992 strips as the companion of Dilbert's "perfect romantic match"; he or she strongly resembled the later Catbert design. The real Catbert, unnamed, first appeared in a series of comic strips from September 12 to 16, 1994, when he attacked Ratbert and rebooted Dilbert's computer before Dogbert finally kicked him out of the house. Reader response asked for "more Catbert," despite the cat never having been named, and Adams decided to bring him back as the "evil director" of human resources. Catbert appeared again on March 20, 1995,[1] when Dogbert hired Catbert to handle downsizing (a process that leads to Alice and Wally running for the new org chart and colliding so hard while that they ended up wearing each other's clothes, backwards).

Characteristics

With the help of his "random policy generator",[2] he comes up with sadistic, illogical, and often evil policies to enforce on the employees, such as permanently branding employees,[3] requiring employees to schedule sick time before they actually get sick,[4] replacing the health plan with Google,[5] and making time spent in the bathroom count as "vacation." Catbert often abuses his rights as a human resources director by creating diminutive policies for employees.[6] He also has the help of his "Life Suck 3000" (to suck the life force out of employees faster than normal),[7] and his library of HR binders that give strategies on downsizing and hiring of morons specifically.[8] He often works in tandem with the Pointy-Haired Boss. Catbert typically celebrates the creation of a new evil policy by purring loudly,[9] hugging himself,[9] or by doing the "evil dance."[10]

He often abuses workers by doing things like sending Wally home for wearing shorts, even though Wally's pants reach his ankles. He also claws up employees, once batted Dilbert's head off, hid Asok the intern in his catbox, and pulled some strings to get Wally moved to a window cubicle (so as to use Wally's head as a bed to lay on while the suns rays hit Catbert, warming him).

Catbert's more cat-like traits include use of the catbox, purring, and lying on warm or sun-heated surfaces.

Some of his own strategies have been known to backfire on him, like the August 2007 strips involving making the employees wear brain monitoring helmets when he felt they were thinking about pleasant stuff and not work. Wally, naturally, was the first one whose helmet went off, and as Catbert was going over what he was thinking about, he went metaphorically "blind" over one of his thoughts, and possibly had the same thought as the PHB ("I was happier not knowing.") afterwards.

His more evil nature is also kept in with the TV series, with a notable example being his forging a confession in Dilbert's name claiming Dilbert had been responsible for pilfering dry erase markers as well as using his computer for X-rated sites (as well as completely unrelated crimes such as the Lindbergh kidnapping and the shooting of Larry Flynt), as well as publicly announcing Dilbert's "signing" of the confession with permission given to the other employees to treat Dilbert like a pariah.[11]

Quotes

"You fool! I told you to blame our insurance carrier!"

References

  1. March 20, 1995. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  2. Dilbert for July 13,2007. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  3. Dilbert for August 6,2000. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  4. for October 25,2007. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  5. Dilbert for February 18,2007. Dilbert.com (February 18, 2007). Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  6. for March 22,1998. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  7. Dilbert for April 17, 2001. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  8. for February 6,1997. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  9. 9.0 9.1 for May 27,2003. Dilbert.com (May 27, 2003). Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  10. Dilbert for September 27,2001. Dilbert.com. Retrieved on November 14, 2011.
  11. Dilbert Season 1 episode 7: "Little People" (1999)

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